According to many scientifical researchers pie can be a detrement to human health. Physitions everywhere are telling their patients never to eat pie ever again. According to the very well informed Dr. Spongebob Square Pants quote "pie is very dangerous to human and sponge health alike. I have had first hand experiance with the dangers of pie. My bestest friend Squidward Tenticles unknowingly purchaced an ordinary pie from respectable pirates and nearly blew up Bikini Bottom."

Now a few words from real people. Our team of experts had this to say: "Pie gives me heart burn and a very nasty rash that just won't go away." - that guy on the streets.

"Huh? What'd yo say? Pi? I hate pi dude! Pi is bad and should be banned from schools dude. Like totally." -uh? Rainbow?

"I was there when pie was first invented. Well I'll be. Pie bad for you? Couldn't be. For the last 98 years I've been eating pie. Nothing happened to me or my grand children." "Where are your grandchildren Miss?" "They're in the cemetary next to my husband. I miss my husband..." -An Old Lady

"Pi is the best thing to have happend! Ever! You would not believe what you can do with it! Circles, circles, circles, they're so round before pi how else would you find the area and circumferance. *geek snort* Hey I know the first thousand numbers of pi 3.14906784395739562108449327829048893029503854985..." "That's nice"-Professor Cantgidadatee

"Pie is bad because of the sugar and fat." -little kid

"Pie is like totally fattening and icky. Plus it's like like bad for the environment and stuff." -stupid person eating pie

So there you have it people. Pie is bad. Eat cake. Yum.